Marcus Toner aka the Extractor (thanks for the title JG you cheater)
is one of those guys who has 20 years of experience performing
professionally but can't remember most of it so it's kinda like being
new all the time. Red Bull and screaming bachelorettes will do that to
a person. Of the little he does remember, he's pretty sure that he
attended the Berklee School of Music in Boston, then toured the
country as a Musical Theatre snob before landing in Aspen for the
duration of the 90s. He's been a piano bar schmuck ever since, working
everywhere but the North Pole, which he will gladly do if he can ever
figure out a song that will pit the Eskimos against Polar Bears.